Jerry and Newman in “Unfinished Business”

Jerry

I can't believe I'm losing Pam!

Newman

I know how you feel. For I, too, have a woman for whom I pine.

Jerry

I thought we were talking about me.

Newman

Right.

Jerry

Anyway, I don't need your help. [turns to leave]

Newman

Oh, don't you? Joke boy? You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?

Jerry

Alright, Newman. What do I have to do to get you to stop pulling the strings for Kramer?

Newman

Well, there is a little something you can do for me...

Jerry

C'mon, out with it.

Newman

It's about...Elaine.

Jerry

Elaine? What does she have to - [pause] Oh no...

Newman

You dated her. Give me some inside information. Anything I can use!