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Seinfeld · Season 1, Episode 15

Morty, Helen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Alright, are you ready to eat?

Oh, right, let's go. Jerry, let's go, it's time to eat. We're going to dinner.

Dinner? What time is it?

It's 4:30

4:30? Who eats dinner at 4:30?

By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5.

I don't understand why we have to eat now.

We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.

Yeah. They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for $4.95. You know what that cost you after 6?

Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat, okay?

You're not buying us dinner.

I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!

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