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Seinfeld · Season 1, Episode 15

Jerry and Elaine in “Unfinished Business”

I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.

I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.

You're going by sound? What are we, whales?

I think I can tell.

Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?

25 percent.

25 percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a 20 to 1 shot.

You're way off.

Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.

So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?

UNDATEABLE!

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