You have any idea how fast these things deteriorate when there's an 'I love you' out of the bag? You can't have a relationship where one person says 'I love you,' and the other one says 'I'm hungry, let's get something to eat.'
Unless you're married...
Now she thinks I'm one of these guys that loves her. Nobody wants to be with somebody that loves them!
No, people hate that.
You want to be with somebody that doesn't like you.
Ideally.
I am never saying 'I love you' again unless they say it first.
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