I'm going on record right now that was my last kiss hello. I am getting off the kiss program with her.
Why?
Well, frankly, outside of a sexual relationship, I don't see the point to it. I'm not thrilled with all the handshaking either, but one step at a time. If you could say touch her breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little bit better.
How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?
Elaine, now you're just being ridiculous.
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