Jerry and George in “Unfinished Business”

Jerry

So George, how do I beat this lie detector?

George

I'm sorry, Jerry I can't help you.

Jerry

Come on, you've got the gift. You're the only one that can help me.

George

Jerry, I can't. It's like saying to Pavorotti, "Teach me to sing like you."

Jerry

All right, well I've got to go take this test. I can't believe I'm doing this.

George

Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie if you believe it.