I tell you, when she threw that toupee out the window, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic, it's a pleasure.
Good to have you back.
And you know what else I've decided to do? I'm going to keep seeing the bald woman.
She's as good as anybody else.
Her scalp was clean. She had a nice skull. There just wasn't a lot of hair on it.
Yeah you've had like a religious awakening. You're like a bald-again.
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