Listen...tonight, after we finish eating, you make like you got something else to do and just "recede into the night," if you know what I mean.
No way!
What?
Look, if you think I'm just going to step aside and do nothing while you defile this woman, you're crazy.
I'm not going to "defile" her!
That's right, because I'm going to see it doesn't happen. Look, Jerry, these girls are Miss America contestants. It's every little girl's dream. And I'm not going to let you trample that dream and make a mockery of everything the pageant stands for.
But -
[holds up his hand] AAAH! No buts! Those are my rules.
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