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Seinfeld · Season 1, Episode 15

Jerry, Kramer and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jerry

How do you stop a kid from growing?

Kramer

I told you, you should offer him some cigarettes.

MMickey

I offered him cigarettes, but his stupid mother is hanging around. She won't let him have any.

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