[trying to make a phone call] I don't have any change. You've got any change?
No, I don't have any change. I never carry change.
Well, we need change and all I have is twenties.
I have a ten.
So, break it.
I hate asking for change. They always make a face. Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.
So, buy something.
What?
I don't know, some mints or TicTacs.
Breath problem?
No, I just want some change.
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