Mr. Lippman and George in “Unfinished Business”

I’m gonna get right to the point, uh, it’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George

Who said that?

She did.

George

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon… cause you know I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell ya people do that all the time.

You’re fired.

George

Well you didn’t have to say it like that.

I want you out of here by the end of the day.

George

[Gets up from his chair but turns back to face Mr. Lippman before leaving] What about the whole “Christmas spirit” thing, any flexibility there?

Nah.