Now you didn't tell me you didn't know how to drive. You should have mentioned that.
Well I know how to drive.
Then how'd all those cars get damaged? Why are people calling me up screaming on the phone? Most of them cancelled out on me.
Can I get anybody anything?
Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who's putting your pants on?
George I put my pants on, Sid.
I don't believe you. If you can put your pants on, you can move those cars.
Well I don't want to get into a big dispute about the pants.
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