Oh, you're being audited? What for?
Oh, I contributed money to a charity that turned out to be fraudulent. It's very...
When was this?
Uh, a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
I remember you donated to some volcano thing on our first date.
Volcano? Really?
Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me that that was ...
Something to drink?
What did you think, that would impress me?
You got it all wrong. I was thinking only of the poor Krakatoans.
Like you make this donation for 50 bucks and I'd start tearing my clothes off?
Those brave Krakatoans East of Java, who sacrificed so much for so long.
Now you're being audited because of it. You see that's Karma.
No, that's Kramer.
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