A man gave me...
Yes, a man gave you...?
A man gave me... a massage.
So?
So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...
He was what?!
He was... touching and rubbing.
That's a massage.
And then I took my pants off.
You took your pants off?
For my hamstring.
Oh.
He got about two inches from... there.
Really?
I think it moved.
Moved?
It may have moved, I don't know.
I'm sure it didn't move.
It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other side.
No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Okay, so what if it moved?
That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of contact.
You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
That's what a gym teacher once told me.
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