“So I'm going to a nudist colony next...” – Elaine, Seinfeld ... TV Quotes Database

Elaine

So I'm going to a nudist colony next week.

RRick

Nudist colony?

Elaine

Oh yeah, yeah I love nudist colonies. They help me unwind.

RRick

I've never been to one.

Elaine

Oh really? You should go; they're great! Except when they're over it's hard to get used to clothes, so sometimes when I'm in my office I just sit there naked.

RRick

Really?

Elaine

Oh yeah, I usually sit around naked a couple hours a day. I cook naked, I clean naked, I drive naked, naked, naked, naked!

RRick

Who are you!?

Elaine

Oh, you don't wanna know mister. I'm trouble.

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