Police! Open up!
Police? [Opens the door a crack - Kramer barges in like a cop. He forces Ray against the wall]
Freeze, mother!
Hey..
[Kramer shoves him roughly against the wall]
Shut up. Spread 'em. I said spread 'em! [Looks around] You're in big trouble son. Burglary, grand larceny, possession of stolen goods.. and uh, uh.. murder.
Murder?!
[Kramer shoves him against the wall]
Shut up! Keep 'em spread! Just make love to that wall, pervert!
I think you have me confused with somebody else.
Is your name Ray?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're the punk I'm looking for. [Grabs the statue from the mantle, and puts it in his bag]
Hey, hey, are you a cop?
Yeah, I'm a cop. I'm a good cop. I'm a damn good cop! Today's your lucky day, junior, 'cause I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Any more of this criminal activity, and you'll be sorry. You got me?
Got you? I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
Good. Good. Let's keep it that way.
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