[about Elaine taking the apartment above Jerry] How could you do that?
'Cause I'm an idiot! You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect - I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.
Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.
Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?
Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Poconos?
She's right in my building! Right above me! Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar.
You're doomed. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Forget about the home bed advantage.
But I need the home bed advantage!
Of course, we all do.
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