Elaine and Jerry in “Unfinished Business”

Elaine

What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they're clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can't count to ten. So don't give me hygiene.

Jerry

So what are you gonna do?

Elaine

I don't know. I can't think of any solution, unless of course they should meet with some unfortunate accident. What do you think a hit man would charge to rub out a couple of cats?

Jerry

Well, it couldn't be too expensive. Thirteen, fourteen bucks a cat?

Elaine

What do you think, Jerry? You wanna make twenty-eight bucks?

Jerry

I'm no cat killer.