All right, if she puts the bags down before she greets you, that's a good sign.
Right.
You know, anything in the, in the lip area is good.
Lip area.
You know, a hug: definitely good.
Hug is definitely good.
Sure.
Although what if it's one of those hugs where the shoulders are touching, the hips are eight feet apart?
That's so brutal, I hate that.
You know how they do that?
That's why, you know, a shake is bad.
Shake is bad, but what if it's the two-hander? The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes?
Hand sandwich.
Right.
I see. Well, that's open to interpretation. Because so much depends on the layering and the quality of the wetness in the eyes...
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