Mike, Buffer and others in “Welcome Aboard”

What’s happening, Buffer?

They’re still looking for a tube, sir.

[Looks thoughtful.] Tell X she’s got a pistol. Use it.

You want him to shoot her?

Tell X to break down her Browning, remove the 9-millimetre barrel, use it as a tube. Over.

Got it.

[Chuckles.] Shoot her.

Well, that’s one way of ending a crisis.