Russell and Turk in “Unfinished Business”

There is so much I could teach you, if you would just open up and let me in. Let me in, Turk!

Turk

I'm about to punch you in the mouth!

Fine, but be forewarned: I trained with the Mossad. I could kill you with a button off your jacket.

Turk

Really. Because I trained with LaMarcus down at the gym, and he was an NFL linebacker before he came out of the closet!