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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Lady, Janitor and others in “Unfinished Business”

LLady

I wanna thank you for dinner last night. I've eaten by candlelight before, but never by firefly-light.

JJanitor

Yeah, it was hard to get them all into jugs, but I thought it was worth it. [clasping her hand] So, what do you want do do tonight?

LLady

[letting go] I don't really want to hold hands right now. Is that okay?

JJanitor

Ssure, You know, that's uhm, I'm fine with that. Whatever. Like, like teenage girls say: "whatever!" We're cool.

LLady

Okay. I'll call you. [leaves]

Hey Janitor, rock solid relationship there!

You know, there's nothing like looking into someone's eyes and seeing a part of them die. Oh! There it goes. Bye bye, hope!

JJanitor

Everything is fine between me and Lady. And excuse me for not having a relationship built on a mutual affection for jet-black hate.

We don't hate each other. Do we?

A little bit. But we make it work. At least I can hold your hand. [notices Cox's wedding ring] What's this? What the hell, are you wearing a wedding ring?

JJanitor

You're just noticing now? He's been wearing it for months.

Months?

Gotta go! [runs off]

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