[Janitor and Dr Kelso saw Carla remove a long hair from her breast. She's denying it when the Janitor tries to blackmail her]
What do you want?
I'm getting ready to torture Nurse Chestwhiskers [Carla], but it's her word against mine, so I need you to verify yesterday's incident.
What incident? I wasn't even here yesterday.
You were there.
Excuse me. [holds a muffin to his ear] What? Ssh, he's standing right here!
Me?
Okay, I'll tell him. [to Janitor] My muffin thinks you're crazy and she wants you to go.
Tell your muffin that I think she's crazy. Maybe she should go!
No.
What is happening to me? [leaves, upset]
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