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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Ted in “Unfinished Business”

I'm really not what you would call a winner. Oh sure, I'm a lawyer. But that's only because I took the bar exam in Alaska and they only have like four laws, and most of them are about when you can, and cannot, kill... seals.

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