So this is what fear feels like. It's kind of like being drunk, only in a very sad way. You're just lovin' watchin' me fall apart like this, huh?
More than comfy shoes and a warm place to crap. But you're gonna take this job. Partly because you were meant to do it, but mostly because if you don't I will always remind you that you are a sackless little fraidy-cat.
Why the hell'd you try to talk me out of it?
I had to tell you the truth to prepare you. If I'd fluffed it up, you would've tortured me forever.
So you actually think I'm the man for the job?
Who the hell do you think recommended you?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
[The two men sit in silence for a few moments; Dr. Cox realizes something and groans.]
Oh, God, no.
What?
You don't really think we're becoming friends, do you?
[Realizes] Good Lord, I hope not.
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