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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Maddox and Jordan in “Unfinished Business”

MDr. Maddox

Hi, I'm trying to keep non-medical personnel from coming back here. I'm the chief of medicine.

Jordan

I'm the chief of slag-smacking, so I'd keep moving if I were you.

MDr. Maddox

That's very clever.

Jordan

Being clever's not how I got the job; smacking slags is.

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