Dr. Cox, J.D. and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wait a minute, you're telling me that that poster-sized reminder of your giant ass-kicking doesn't bother you? You're the only one your son has to model himself after when he's deciding how to be a man, and occasionally seeing a Paul Mitchell poster every time you pass by the beauty salon just isn't going to cut it.

J.D.

Well, it's unfortunate that all children can't have the great role model you are, Mr. Borderline Alcoholic.

J.D.

[narration] Nailed him! It's great having silver bullets like that on everyone in the hospital.

You sure told him.

J.D.

Thanks, herpes.