“Listen up, faces. In order to save us...” – Dr. Kelso, Scrubs ... TV Quotes Database

Listen up, faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males "Daves" and all the females "Debbies".

DDebbie

[excitedly] Debbie is actually my name!

Then out of fairness to the others, you will be "Slagathor". Daves, Debbies, Slagathor, I will be in my office. If you need anything, feel free to bother Dorian.

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