“I can't believe you can get heart failure...” – J.D., Scrubs ... TV Quotes Database

I can't believe you can get heart failure from being sad. How do you treat that?

[Cut to fantasy; a man is flatlining.]

This man is coding, get me a box of kittens, stat!

[J.D. tips the kittens over the man, who comes back to life and smiles.]

J.D. Possible side effects of kittens include sneezing, tiny scratches and erectile dysfunction.

[Cut back from fantasy.]

Wouldn't I be a great spokesman for things?

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