J.D., Dr. Cox and others in “Unfinished Business”

J.D.

I'm hiding. I really don't want to be bald. I have a sneaking suspicion it won't work for me, I think it might accentuate my spoon-chest.

[grunts an affirmative]

J.D.

Plus, the girl I'm dating is totally into my hair.

She's gotta be interested in more than just your hair. [J.D. flashes back to the previous night]

[smiling] If it weren't for your hair, I don't think I'd be remotely interested in you. [flashback ends]

J.D.

I'm sure there's something else she's into. [flashback again]

No, there's nothing else. [flashback ends]

J.D.

There is, even if she won't admit it.