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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Keith and J.D. in “Unfinished Business”

KKeith

How come I don't get a nickname?

J.D.

Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname, Keith.

KKeith

My last name is Dudemeister.

J.D.

And what am I supposed to do with that, OK? I'm not a magician.

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