J.D. and Dr. Cox in “Unfinished Business”

J.D.

How'd you wind up with a born-again Christian for a sister?

Oh, I don't know. Could be that the TV was broken one day, so she picked up the Bible and thought it was just a darn good read. Or it could be our mother's ability to watch silently while our father drunkenly knocked us from room to room. What do you think there, Newbie?

J.D.

Uh, probably the "room to room" thing.