[narration] Even though I was already an amazing doctor, when I became chief resident I decided to add a little something extra to my repertoire. A hook, if you will.
[J.D. approaches the bed of a female patient, holding a handheld tape recorder]
[into recorder] Mrs. McCullum, forties. Moderately attractive, condition improving.
MMrs. McCullum
Did you just say I was moderately attractive?
Excuse me, Mrs. McCullum. [into recorder] Patient's complaint of hearing loss was clearly just to get attention.
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