Dr. Cox and J.D. in “Unfinished Business”

Listen, Abby, I didn't write to you for advice, so if you continue down this road you are going to be eating, breathing and relieving yourself through a tube of some kind! Signed, Dealing With It On His Own, from Kansas.

J.D.

I once wrote to Abby because I didn't have any hair like the rest of the boys. By the time an answer came back it was like a forest down there! But, you know, nothing ventured.

I'm looking for streamers and a marching band because this will be the ceremonial one millionth time I've had to shake off something you've said.