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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Kelso and Bruce in “Unfinished Business”

Well, don't worry about it, son, those things are a dime a dozen.

BBruce

Really?

In fact, if you get bored, why don't you just hijack an ice cream truck and drive it through our brand new pathology lab? But do me a favor and spare the paper shredder, because I'll need that to turn your next twelve paychecks into a clown wig you can wear for the rest of your internship!

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