[Upon applying red lipstick in preparation for a date] Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?
No... Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.
Oh! Ah... that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Ooh, Backbone Barbie!
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