J.D., Janitor and others in “Unfinished Business”

J.D.

Look... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

When did you see my penis?

J.D.

Last night when you were showering.

Where were you?

J.D.

Oh, I was outside in the bushes.

[dumbfounded]

J.D.

Look, it was just a coincidence, man. If you had looked out of the window you would've seen MY penis, you know.

What? Why?

J.D.

Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!