[referring to a broken computer] Why have we never fixed or replaced this monstrosity?
You know the deal around here: if it barely works, it's not gonna get replaced.
Well, I guess that explains why your ass is still on the payroll, huh? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Somebody stop me!
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