I think Mr. Singer's going to be just fine.
Oh, geez, Bob! Don't creep up on me like that! I almost dropped some fruit in my loops!
I'm sorry, buddy. Say, listen, uh...nowadays it has become kind of hospital protocol to do modified Seldinger in a case like this. You do know how to do one of those, don't you?
'Course!
Good. Because the patient in bed number two needs one. You mind doing it for me?
What the hell's this all about?
Nothing! I was, uh, just looking over your files and, um... well, your osteoporotic patients aren't on Bisphosphonate; your diabetics aren't on ACE inhibitors. Doug, a lot of your treatments are pretty out of date.
Come on, Bob, I'm--guys like us, we're set in our ways.
Well, this is not an age thing, Doug. Hell, these days if you've been out of med school five years, half of what you learned is obsolete. Why do you think I spend every other weekend at a seminar in some two-star hotel ballroom that still stinks of last night's prom vomit? I do it because I have to keep up.
Also, it gives you two days away from the missus, right? Once again, I am sorry I was the one who introduced you in the first place! [When Kelso doesn't laugh.] Look, Bob, I just...I don't have the energy for all that stuff.
Well... then we got a problem.
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