“Yep, they got him, and he's gonna pay.” – Janitor, Scrubs ... TV Quotes Database

[a doctor is being arrested]

JJanitor

Yep, they got him, and he's gonna pay.

J.D.

They're actually arresting someone for stealing pudding and toilet paper?

JJanitor

No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. [suspiciously] Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?

J.D.

[nervously] W-what? No! I hate pudding, and I don't use toilet paper... [pauses] I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.

JJanitor

Bidet?

J.D.

Bidet to you, sir.

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