[Dr. Cox is examining Ben, who has a nail impaled through his hand and stuck in a board. JD walks in.]
What's that, like your "lucky board" or something?
What's that? Oh, no, it's a nail gun accident. [Shows J.D. the bottom, which is covered in blood]
Oh my God, that's disgusting.
I already dosed him with morphine and the X-ray says the nail went straight through, so it's not that big a d... oh, dear God, she's getting woozy. Quickly, show her the bloody side.
Look at that. Oh, it's a nail. You wanna touch it? Touch the nail. Touch my nail! Touch it! LICK THE TIP OF MY NAIL!
[J.D. faints]
Goodnight! Now, let’s get you to a hand surgeon.
What about tough guy?
[Flicks his glove at JD.] Somebody’ll get her.
[Waves with his nailed hand.] Bye bye.
Please don’t. [Faints again.]
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