Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox in “Unfinished Business”

Dr. Kelso

Doctor Cox, did you get my memo reminding all senior staff that lab coats must be worn at all times?

You know I did get it there, Bob, and at first I just threw it away, but then I decided that wasn't a grand enough gesture, so I made a replica of you out of straw and I put my lab coat on it with your memo in the pocket, and then I invited all the kids in the neighborhood to come over to light it on fire and whack it with sticks.