Noah Foster, Emma Duvall and others in “Aftermath”

Holy Christmas! Oh, I knew it. It's a genuine killer's lair.

That's a thing?

Please don't get him started.

A lair is an extension of the killer's psychosis: the root cellar in Psycho, Kevin Spacey's apartment in Se7en, Hannibal Lecter's kitchen. I mean, every fictional killer has one.

So he's been living here?

I highly doubt it. No, this looks staged. I mean, you see lairs on TV, not in real life. Take Pretty Little Liars. They're always chock-full of bloody little clues and creepy, unrealistic icons. I mean, seriously, how would 'A' get her hands on four Victorian dolls that look just like the main characters? Where do you shop for that?

Evil American Girl doll store?

I can't believe you two came here without me.

Yeah, you're right. After you.