Noah Foster and Audrey Jensen in “Pilot”

The socially awkward Catholic school film geek is your lesbian lover and I have to find out on YouTube? I call a best friend foul.

I didn't make the video.

[chuckling] Oh, yeah. Lack of production value made that pretty clear, but if we could just move right on back to the whole lesbian thing.

Okay. Not a lesbian, not discussing it.