Knock knock.
[silence]
Knock knock!
AMaudience member
Who's there?
Matthew.
AMaudience member
Matthew who?
Matthew could never do unless you had an IQ of 184!
[Audience is silent, except for Sylvester, who laughs hysterically]
Ammonium and sodium hypochlorite hook up at a bar. Everyone inside dies.
[laughing] It's funny because it's true!
I've been reading this great book on anti-gravity; I can't put it down. I have this new theory on inertia, but it's not gaining any momentum.
[Sylvester is having trouble breathing because he is laughing so hard.]
Thank you.
Well, that was factual.
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