Well, it won't work. That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony baloney.
Hmm. [Sticks needle into a Shaggy doll]
Yow! I've been voodooed!
Hold it, Shaggy. All you did was back into this fork.
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You shouldn't believe everything you read.
WWitch
No, my pretty?
Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here. [sees a zombie] And look what they're attached to!
[when Fred and Velma find her bound and gagged] Boy! Am I glad to see you.
[money bags by a tree where Scooby and Shaggy are hiding]
WWitch
"Money money money!"
ZZombie
"Ughh"
[Shaggy and Scooby jump out of bags]
Here double-ugly go buy yourself a new face! Ta-ta!
The sea water's boiling. I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob.
Rains?
Chains?! Hey, yeah, ghosts like chains. And, uh, oh, yeah. Some ashes from the stove. You know, this could be real good.
Reah, reah!
Now, what else?
Robrebs?
Cobwebs! Uh-huh, delightful. Why didn't I think of that? Wow. Now did we forget anything?
Roap.
Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not?
Scoob, hide the key.
[Scooby throws it out the window. Space kook laughs maniacally]
Scooby, where'd you put the key?
Rout ra rindow.
You threw it out the window? We need that key!
[They jump out the window and grab it]
In a case like this, Shag and Scoob did exactly the right thing. Let's scram!
CCCosgood Creeps
I am Cosgood Creeps, my partner Mr. Crawls couldn't make it tonight.
Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job.
Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a Phantom Shadow.
Like all that's missing is a spooky organ. [creepy organ music starts playing]
It's not missing anymore!
It's the Phantom Shadow!
Only he's not a shadow, he's a green ghost!
Now there's two of them!
GMr. Greenway
Welcome to Wolf's End Lodge. [laughs] We have all the comforts of home!
Yeah? Whose home? Dracula's?
Maybe if we ring this gong, we'll find out. [Does so]
FLFu Lan Chi
Who dares enter the temple of Fu Lan Chi?
Yikes!
Hocus-pocus. Alley-oop. [Steals Shaggy's double fudge sundae with a pickle on top]
Hey! What kind of magic trick is that?
Looks like Daphne wants to scare up a couple of new boyfriends. [he and Scooby then laugh]
[unamused] Very funny.
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