Velma quotes from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!

Shaggy

I can already taste those chocolate-covered hot dogs.

Velma

Yuck! His stomach must be made of scrap iron.

Shaggy

Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal?

Velma

There's a very logical explanation for all this.

Shaggy

Quick, tell me.

Velma

The place is haunted.

You sure picked a spooky day to go boating, Freddie.

Fred

Well, it didn't start out that way. What could've happened?

Velma

It's very simple. When the barometric pressure dropped and the warm offshore air came in contact with an inland cold front, we ran into some unnavigable nucleation.

Fred

You're right, Velma. Whatever you said.

Velma

I said we're lost in the fog.

Shaggy

You buzzed?

Velma

Hey, look! Suitcases!

Maybe someone just moved in.

Shaggy

Then let's move out.

Shaggy

How about that? All that advice and she didn't even pay us a dime.

Velma

I hope that's the end of the customers for a while.

Fred

Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there.

Shaggy

It was like weirdo!

Scooby

Reirdo like!

Fiddlesticks. Besides us there is no one else on this island.

Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you.

Shaggy

Man, I tell ya-

Fred

Let it go Shaggy. Sorry to have bothered you, Sir. Let's go gang.

Fred

How did you like that for double talk?

Velma

We can't go home now. We know we didn't imagine all those kooky things that happened.

Fred

Do you think that twenty was planned to throw us off?

Why?

Fred

To make us think nothing fishy was going on in the theater.

And we would never think of going back.

Velma

I get it. But now what do we do?

Fred

We go back.

Velma

He's gone!

It must have been our imagination.

Shaggy

Well, that was the first time I ever heard mine.

Shaggy

Like, what happened?

Velma

You let the mummy in!

Fred

And Scooby's with him!

Velma

Well, it won't work. That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony baloney.

Scooby

Hmm. [Sticks needle into a Shaggy doll]

Shaggy

Yow! I've been voodooed!

Fred

Hold it, Shaggy. All you did was back into this fork.

Fred

Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a Phantom Shadow.

Shaggy

Like all that's missing is a spooky organ. [creepy organ music starts playing]

Velma

It's not missing anymore!

Velma

It's the Phantom Shadow!

Fred

Only he's not a shadow, he's a green ghost!

Shaggy

Now there's two of them!

Velma

Maybe if we ring this gong, we'll find out. [Does so]

Who dares enter the temple of Fu Lan Chi?

Scooby

Yikes!

Velma

A secret cavern.

Fred

That is a way out, I hope.