Fred quotes from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!

Fred

Hey! If you wanna play in the sand, Scooby, leave us out of it, huh?

Fred

Velma! What are you doing there?

Fred

In a case like this, Shag and Scoob did exactly the right thing. Let's scram!

Fred

We're going back to find out what it was.

Shaggy

Swell. I'll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram.

How did Scooby do that?

Fred

I guess that's another mystery.

You sure picked a spooky day to go boating, Freddie.

Fred

Well, it didn't start out that way. What could've happened?

Velma

It's very simple. When the barometric pressure dropped and the warm offshore air came in contact with an inland cold front, we ran into some unnavigable nucleation.

Fred

You're right, Velma. Whatever you said.

Velma

I said we're lost in the fog.

Shaggy

You buzzed?

Shaggy

Yeah, but how do we know the phantom will ever chase Scooby-Doo? He's a dog.

Fred

Don't worry. We'll soon fix that.

Fred

OK, Shaggy. You work on the combination as I read off the numbers.

Shaggy

OK, but I need a moment to warm up. Now, I must have absolute quiet while I work. [Shaggy starts fiddling with the lock on the safe]

Fred

Oh, Shaggy. Shaggy! I have the combination, just turn the knob to the right.

Shaggy

Well, why didn't you say so?

Shaggy

I've seen enough! Let's go back!

Fred

Not until we walk around the ghost town and see what we can find.

Shaggy

Like I know what we'll find.

What?

Shaggy

Ghosts!

Fred

It sure would help help if we could find another clue.

Shaggy

Uh huh. I found one.

Fred

Groovy! What is it?

Shaggy

Him. [points to ghost]

Fred

Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there.

Shaggy

It was like weirdo!

Scooby

Reirdo like!

Fiddlesticks. Besides us there is no one else on this island.

Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you.

Shaggy

Man, I tell ya-

Fred

Let it go Shaggy. Sorry to have bothered you, Sir. Let's go gang.

Fred

How did you like that for double talk?

Velma

We can't go home now. We know we didn't imagine all those kooky things that happened.

Fred

Do you think that twenty was planned to throw us off?

Why?

Fred

To make us think nothing fishy was going on in the theater.

And we would never think of going back.

Velma

I get it. But now what do we do?

Fred

We go back.

Shaggy

Like, what happened?

Velma

You let the mummy in!

Fred

And Scooby's with him!

Velma

Well, it won't work. That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony baloney.

Scooby

Hmm. [Sticks needle into a Shaggy doll]

Shaggy

Yow! I've been voodooed!

Fred

Hold it, Shaggy. All you did was back into this fork.

Fred

Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a Phantom Shadow.

Shaggy

Like all that's missing is a spooky organ. [creepy organ music starts playing]

Velma

It's not missing anymore!