You call this a plan? Whatever happened to The good old stake through the heart?
Doesn’t work.
What about all those movies, like Buffy…
Misinformation propaganda. Spread by the vampires themselves— Confuse the enemy, preserve the race.
What about exposing them to sunlight or garlic?
All you get is tanned vampires with bad breath.
Besides, we don’t want to kill them. We want to help them.
No, I’m thinking kill them.
Yeah. Trust-fund vampires? I’m thinking she’s right.
Granted, but it wasn’t their choice. They may be rich, spoiled, insolent children, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t save them.
[Kate and Will look at each other skeptically.]
That’s a terrible sales pitch.
Yeah.
