Samurai Jack · Season 1
How could you betray your family?! He killed your sisters! And you let him LIVE!
No! You killed them! We were made for one purpose: to kill! Our fate was sealed the day we were born!
The Samurai is our mortal enemy. He must die, at any cost!
[She runs toward Jack's inanimate body, claws raised]
[very shocked] No!
[She grabs a arrow and tosses it at the High Priestess, fatally impaling her and causing her to fall off the mountain. Then, Ashi faints, exhausted]
[after drinking the tea Jack made] This is terrible.
Really?
Yes, quite terrible. This tea has all the necessary ingredients, but it lacks the most important one: Balance. I see why your path to the sword remains clouded.
[confused, but desperate] This isn't the path?? I don't understand! Then you must show me the way!
I cannot. It is not for me to show you your path.
That's fortune cookie nonsense! He knows where it is! He just won't tell you!
Please...you must tell me.
That is something you must earn.
EARRRRRRRN?! After EVERYTHING we've done, everything we've BEEN THROUGH?! The death, the loss, the suffering?! WHO ARE YOU TO DENY US WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS?!
[Mad Jack prepares to hit the Monk]
[stops Mad Jack] Enough. We have lost the sword because of you.
I HAVE KEPT US ALIVE! He's the one who has taken it from us! He knows where it is!
No... I've let you consume me for far too long.
You're in my way! [backhands Jack]
You... You are the one who has kept the past hidden. Your anger, your frustration.
YOU'RE A FOOL!
You have blinded us, but now I can see.
[Jack uses golden laser eye beams to vanquish Mad Jack forever]
YOU NEED ME!!!
Now...you are balanced.
[The three gods appear before Samurai Jack]
Like your father, you have been chosen.
To stop a force of ultimate evil.
You are worthy.
[All three gods shoot their golden laser eye beams at Jack, which transforms him back to his original look and with that, he is given his sword back. He then returns in the real world to find an unconscious Ashi]
[concerned] Ashi...
[Ashi wakes up in his arms, seeing his new original look]
Jack?
Yes... It is me.
You got your sword. And a shave and a haircut.
Hmm...yes. And you...you have been very busy.
[the carnage caused on the Orcs by Ashi is shown]
[in pain] Oww...
[bows or nods in honor and respect] Thank you.
So, what next?
Aku.
[Ashi is awed at the sights around her at the marketplace]
Incredible.
We should eat. This is going to be a long journey.
[Jack's head has been turned into a fish] I do not feel so good. Maybe it was something I ate.
Yeah. Probably.
[Jack's head then turns back to normal]
[sighs in relief] Much better.
Something's poking me.
Oh, I am so sorry. [moves his sword-hilt]
Ashi, be-!
[Jack watches in surprise as Ashi easily finds her way down]
...Careful.
Did you say something?
No... Never mind.
What madness is this!?
I'll choose this over whatever is chasing us!
I am ready.
[slightly uneasy] As am...I.
Excellent.
[feeling uncomfortable] Yes...
Let's go.
[very embarrassed and blushes deeply] Ashi! You're naked!
So?
W-W-Well, you see...men and women are...you know...d-different and some things are private and umm...well, p-personal.
You're not making any sense!
Here! [he covers her with his gi]
Jack, what are you doing?!
Uh...you need protection from the creature!
And your robe is going to protect me?
Actually it's a gi. And yes!
You're acting weird.
[sheepishly and blushing madly] Me? Weird? Me?? [Jack laughs/chuckles nervously while blushing]
[awkwardly smiles] Ooookaaaaaaaay?
[confused approaching an Aku robot standee] What the...?
Hello, you are now hearing the voice of AKU! Unfortunately I will no longer be available for any more appointments. I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Now, GO!
[as he's examining a familiar site he's been to] I know this place.
Jack, do you ever think about home?
Every day… My family, my home, all of it. My father was the emperor, so we lived in the palace overlooking the whole village. It was so high up in the air that it touched the clouds. I would just stare out at the beauty of the seasons changing. The summer sun blanketed the valley with long, beautiful shadows. The fall leaves brought a bounty of color. Winter was so white. And the cherry blossoms in the spring.
Was there a girl?
Yes. Many. [Ashi looks discomforted] Oh... You meant a girl? [Ashi nods softly with a smile] No, no. I was only a boy when Aku came...and everything...
Jack, I am so sorry. I didn't mean-
It is nice to remember the times before Aku. It is the only way I will ever see it again... As a memory.
Aku!
Go away. Didn't you hear the recording? Leave me alone!
Oh, but Aku-kachu! I got some info on Jack-o that's outta this world, babe!
[Aku groans in annoyance as he rises up to hear Scaramouch's news]
[bored/annoyed] WHAAAAAAT???
Feast your ears on this! I mean, do you even have ears? Like, can those antler things even hear?
[extremely bored/annoyed] Get on with it!
Dig this, boss: Jack-o has lost his sword-o.
[perplexed, then starts to squish Scaramouch] Are you sure!?
[feeling the pressure of Aku's power] Yes, yes! I bet my life on it!
[lets Scaramouch go] WHAT JOOOOY!
[Aku uses his red heat vision to restore Scaramouch's body]
Oh yeah! I'm back, baby! [starts to dance] Oh, yeah! [scats a bit]
[starts to dance too] Oh, yeah! [does the same kinda scat]
[Aku and Scaramouch start celebrating/dancing]
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